pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡

(via breakinq)


icarly2007:

mom: i love you (:

me: Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to museums, and parks, and monuments, and kiss you in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like blood in your mouth. I will destroy you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why storms are named after people. 

(via asian)


verticulars:

If you can’t deal with my sarcasm. I can’t deal with being your friend. 

(via unpopuler)


bewwbs:

how to get girls to like you:

  1. compliment their eyebrows
  2. eat them out

(via cashtuhn)


Q
does sex hurt more if you've never masturbated before?
Anonymous
A

uoa:

life hurts more if you’ve never masturbated 


fasterfood:

when u hold the door open for someone and they dont say thank you

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(via relahvant)


britneysbaldhead:

me arriving at the gates of hell

(via stoned-booty)


assiest:

you better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovkia

(via fake-mermaid)


so-personal:

everything personal♡




jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

did u guys know that when i was 10, i did like 9 burger king commercials

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this is my legacy

(via orgasm)



ashkecthem:

Inside the Maze Runner: The guide to the Glade

bae

ashkecthem:

Inside the Maze Runner: The guide to the Glade

bae

(via ahorrorinmyhead)


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